PSA: Uxbridge MA wants you to stop pooping on trains

Kinja'd!!! "505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
07/10/2014 at 14:29 • Filed to: poop, trains

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Cebu > 505Turbeaux
07/10/2014 at 14:33

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I thought "train" meant "commode" in English...


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > 505Turbeaux
07/10/2014 at 14:33

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They can't tell me what to do!


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > 505Turbeaux
07/10/2014 at 14:35

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Makes me miss Steam trains even more.


Kinja'd!!! STREPITUS > 505Turbeaux
07/10/2014 at 14:36

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Do kids (I'm assuming 15-19 year olds) really have nothing better to do these days?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux
07/10/2014 at 14:45

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Who the fuck does that?

"HEY I'M GOING TO GO PINCH A LOAF ON TOP OF A TRAIN!!!"


Kinja'd!!! Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken > 505Turbeaux
07/10/2014 at 14:48

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They should start running this on that line.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 505Turbeaux
07/10/2014 at 14:49

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I love that they had to make an announcement about this.

That's ridiculously hysterical. When I read the title, I thought they were talking commuter trains and IN THE BATHROOM. But seriously, pooping on a passing train?

WOW


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/10/2014 at 14:51

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wont catch my ass hanging out over a bridge while a train goes by. I saw Super 8. I know what can happen


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > 505Turbeaux
07/10/2014 at 15:01

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I'm guessing Uxbridge, MA doesn't have a lot for kids to do?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > jkm7680
07/10/2014 at 19:07

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Crazy people. My uncle was a SEPTA transit cop on Philadelphia's Broad Street subway line and there was a homeless guy that was always sleeping in the bathroom but would take a big, steaming dump on the main stairs every morning. I believe he stepped in it at least once.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > ranwhenparked
07/10/2014 at 19:21

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That's disgusting, Why not kick him out?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > jkm7680
07/10/2014 at 19:30

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He did, but the guy just kept coming back.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > ranwhenparked
07/10/2014 at 19:32

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Yuck, That sounds like a tough situation to resolve.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > jkm7680
07/10/2014 at 20:00

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He resolved it by going to work in the suburbs as soon as his probationary period was up.


Kinja'd!!! Adam > davedave1111
07/11/2014 at 17:58

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Having been through Uxbridge, I'd say yes.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Adam
07/11/2014 at 18:27

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It's funny, Uxbridge in London is something of a byword for the back-of-beyond, in London terms, because it's at the end of a Tube line, right on the outskirts. I'd bet it's a million times more interesting than Uxbridge, MA.